distracted

it's ok
i forgot you were at
the car dealer

(how can i do business
when she's tiptoe like
an ostrich)

we can wrap up
this business
in an instant

(watch out for
the endtable!)

i'll send them
an email

(make that limping
like an ostrich)

cc you
and bcc everyone

(oh God, not the lotion)

and let them know
we've done all
we can do

(when she slathers it on,
it sounds like two kindergartners
breaking in galoshes 
on the way to school
in the rain)

let stone and
betty know

(i can smell her 
conditioner 
from here)

and it'll
work itself out

(it smells like 
passion fruit flowers 
in the rainforest)

just sit tight
and fix your car

(which is ironic 
because she's never left
the midwest)

i know that can
be horrendous

(because of the
protective order)

thanks for listening
sorry if i'm a bit

distracted

yeah
vacation
but.... work goes on....

(does she have to floss
and yodel at the same time?)

all right
see ya soon

(bye)